The Complete Enterprise Suite
Seven products. Eight if you count TerribleSoft Connect™, which you have to. Each one addressing a different part of your business that was previously merely inconvenient.
ClusterFox™
Enterprise cluster management for when everything’s gone to fox.
- FoxHA™ active/active/also-active failover
- FoxWatch™ outage detection (4–6 business hours)
- Solaris 2.1 primary platform
- Linux support: Q3 2004 roadmap
PayRollPro™
Payroll software so comprehensive, your accountant will need a support contract too.
- Multi-jurisdiction tax calculation (accuracy not guaranteed)
- Direct deposit: 1–7 business days
- Compliance with all tax laws as of Q2 2003
- W-2 generation (manual review recommended)
HRForce™
Human Resources management. Emphasis on “force.”
- Employee onboarding (avg 14 screens)
- Performance reviews (1-to-1 rating scale)
- Org chart builder
- Termination workflow (reviewed by legal at least once)
MedChartCloud™
HIPAA-compliant* patient record management. (*compliance module sold separately)
- Patient record management
- Double-booking by design
- Certified on IE6 and Netscape Navigator 7
- Billing integration
SupplyChainSuite™
47 modules. You need all 47. No, you cannot buy fewer.
- Inventory tracking (±15%)
- Vendor management
- Demand forecasting (Gartner† once called it “a system”)
- All 47 modules mandatory
TerribleSoft Insights™
Business intelligence that confirms what you already feared.
- Dashboard and reporting
- AI-Powered Analytics™ (linear regression, 1997)
- CSV export with randomized column order
- Confirms what you already knew
FocusFox™
Employee engagement enforcement for the modern distributed workforce.
- GazeVec™ eye-tracking (±40° accuracy)
- FoxBand™ wearable compliance device
- Level 3 haptic feedback (details on request)
- Not available in California or the EU
TerribleSoft Connect™
Required for using more than one TerribleSoft product simultaneously.
- Integration middleware
- Required for inter-product communication
- Sold separately
- Priced separately
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FoxTrepan™
Take your wellness into your own hands.
User-installable firmware for home-based auto-trepanation devices. Precision depth control (±3mm). Bluetooth-enabled. Alexa integration.
- Precision depth control (±3mm)
- Bluetooth-enabled. Alexa integration. App sold separately.
- Sterilization wizard included in firmware v4.1+
- Compatible with most consumer-grade rotary tools
“I don’t know what came over me, but I feel different now.”