FoxGuard™
Security Through Obscurity, Professionally™
SECURITY STATUS: NOMINAL
* Last security audit: Q2 2021. Findings: proprietary. Remediation status: ongoing.
Security Features
- ✓ 256-bit encryption (of the password hint)
- ✓ Zero-knowledge architecture (we genuinely don't know)
- ✓ AI-powered threat detection (GPT-4 reads the logs)
- ✓ SOC 2 Type II in progress since 2022
- ✓ Penetration tested (by our nephew)
Recent Threat Intelligence
[INFO] No threats detected
[INFO] No threats detected
[INFO] No threats detected
[WARN] Log rotation failed
[INFO] No threats detected
[INFO] Threat detection service stopped
[INFO] No threats detected
Pricing
$22,000/year. Volume discounts available for organizations that have already been breached.