Enterprise Solutions
You Can
Almost Use.
TerribleSoft™ delivers mission-critical enterprise software trusted by organizations that evaluated the alternatives and arrived here anyway.
Trusted by businesses that had no other options.
Demo availability subject to FoxCare™ contract status. Response in 3–5 business decades.
| Node | Status | Uptime | Role |
|---|---|---|---|
| sparc-01 | FOXED | 0d 0h 4m | Primary |
| sparc-02 | FOXED | 0d 0h 2m | Primary |
| sparc-03 | FOXED | 0d 0h 4m | Primary |
| sparc-04 | UNKNOWN | last seen 2019-03-14 | — |
| sparc-05 | OK | 847d 3h 12m | Backup |
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Introducing ClusterFox™
The cluster management platform your Wellfleet router deserves. FoxHA™ high-availability technology. Solaris-first architecture. Enterprise stability since 1993.
“Enterprise cluster management for when everything’s gone to fox.”
- FoxHA™ — Active/active/also-active failover
- FoxWatch™ — Outage detection in 4–6 business hours
- FoxNet™ — 10base2 coaxial backbone included
- FoxMigrate™ — Live migration in under 4 hours
- Supports Solaris, HP-UX, IRIX, Tru64, NetWare, AIX
ClusterFox™ 11.0 — Available Now
Solaris 2.1 compatibility improvements included
The Complete Enterprise Suite
Seven integrated products that almost work together. TerribleSoft Connect™ sold separately.
ClusterFox™ HA
High-availability cluster management powered by FoxHA™ technology.
Availability improvements versus having no software at all. Results may vary.
PayRollPro™
Comprehensive payroll processing with multi-jurisdiction tax support.
Tax accuracy reflects regulations as of Q2 2003. Consult your accountant. And a lawyer.
TerribleSoft Insights™
Business intelligence dashboards confirming what you already feared.
CSV exports available. Column order randomized for security.
MedChartCloud™
HIPAA-compliant* patient record management and billing integration.
*Compliance module sold separately ($18,000/yr). Certified on IE6.
FocusFox™
Employee engagement enforcement via GazeVec™ eye-tracking technology.
Level 3 corrective response not available in California, the EU, or countries with functioning labor law.
SupplyChainSuite™
47 modules for end-to-end supply chain visibility and optimization.
All 47 modules required. Inventory tracking ±15%. Demand forecasting: not guaranteed.
What Our Customers Are Saying
Real feedback from real customers. Lightly paraphrased by our marketing team.
“We deployed ClusterFox across our Solaris cluster in 2019. The migration completed last Tuesday.”
“PayRollPro transformed how we process payroll. Employees are paid within the same fiscal quarter they worked.”
“MedChartCloud crashed during 14 consecutive audits. The interface is very blue.”
“McKinsey recommended TerribleSoft after a six-month engagement. The engagement cost more than our ClusterFox implementation. Both are ongoing.”
“Our digital transformation consultant described TerribleSoft as 'a bold strategic choice.' We have since parted ways with that consultant. We have not parted ways with TerribleSoft. The contracts prevent it.”
Compliance & Certifications
TerribleSoft meets or approximately meets the following standards.
Ready to Almost Transform Your Business?
Join 10,000+ organizations who cannot leave due to contractual obligations.
By submitting a contact request, you agree to be contacted by our sales team indefinitely. Pricing subject to change. Implementation not included. Breathing not included.
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